There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
