i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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