That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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