so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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