He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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