You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
it glows. i had to have it.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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