Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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