I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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