u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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