brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I AM VODKA MAN
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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