ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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