There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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