operation harelip BJ is a go
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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