I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
My liver just had a heart attack.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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