Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
My butt remains clenched, sir.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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