I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
love makes seman taste better
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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