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Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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