I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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