what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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