I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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