maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I think I am morally bankrupt
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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