We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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