If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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