Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
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