found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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