I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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