physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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