it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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