I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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