why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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