And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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