the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
im on a boat
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