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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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