I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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