i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he was CRYING into my vagina
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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