I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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