my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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