i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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