Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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