turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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