I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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