Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Come share oat with me in your robe
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I supernannyed him into submission
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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