we have officially lost it.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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