I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
