sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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