I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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