Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
How external is "for external use only"?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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