Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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