I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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