garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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