I murdered the dance floor call the cops
You can't motorboat a personality
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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