with your own penis?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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