I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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