The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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